This isn't my normal kind of post.

Okay, so this post has nothing to do with sex, and everything to do with love. And heartbreak. It's something I wrote, and I want to share it with y'all.


"I'm like your first, favorite toy. You play with me. You "love" me... For a while at least. Eventually, your love for me starts to fade however, and you get bored with me. You set me on the shelf. A new toy comes along, and you play with it instead, ignoring me. You forget how much you loved me, and sooner or later, I find my way to the "give away" pile. I have dirt on me from being played with so much, and I'm even somewhat broken, but somebody else comes along, and picks me up. They fix me. Then, they enjoy and love me for ages.

Years down the road you'll wonder what ever happened to me. that favorite toy of yours. You may even miss me. But I'll belong to someone else. Someone who knew what a treasure I was from day one."

Exit only.

If you didn't catch my little reference, this entry is about anal. A topic most people are split on.

Here's my opinion: It is not for everyone. But, if you wanna try it, I'm gonna give you tips on how to make it easier, and hopefully enjoyable.

Tip one: Lube. This will become your best friend here. The more the better.

Tip two: Ease into it. Don't go full on dick action.(Pardon the language.) Ease into it with a finger or two, or even a smaller dildo. It can actually feel quite pleasurable if you start out this way.

Tip three: Relax. This has a whole other meaning when it comes to this post. Don't clinch up your muscles. This may seem obvious, but some women don't realize that they do this.

Now, just a warning. Too much anal sex over time, will loosen you up. It may cause bleeding or even pain for extended periods of time. Also, free your first time or two, you may have pain for even a week. This is normal.

Taboo subject number one: Period sex.

I know, I know... She did not just go there. But I did. It's a subject most people aren't willing to talk about, but that's why you've got me.(:

I hated period sex my first time. I felt dirty. Plus, I seemed to be tighter when on my period, and I've heard the same from many girls. But after a couple times, and me realizing that he didn't mind, I actually enjoyed it. It turned out to be some of the best sex ever. I don't think I'd do it again however, just because the feeling of dirtiness kinda stuck with me.

My man on the other hand, honestly did not mind anytime. The one who should have felt the dirtiest, thought nothing of it. I think us girls worry more about our guys not liking it, than what actually happens. He found it to be pleasurable.

Our first time, we joked about it afterwards, because I felt weird and dirty as earlier stated. Then we took showers, and went back to cuddling. It was just like any other sexual night.

Honestly, I say if you want to try it, go for it! Just because it wasn't really for me, doesn't mean it won't be for you. Don't worry about him not enjoying it, and as with everything, relax. If you don't like it, so what? At least you know and you don't have to do it again.(:

Sexting.

So the first thing I'm gonna be talking about is sexting. This goes out to all my ldr(long distance relationships) and military loves.

I get questions about this alllll the time. I go into graphic detail so don't mind that.

First tip: RELAX.
You have to just have fun with it. If you don't, it will go horribly wrong.

Second tip: Normalcy.
Just use what you would normally do but verbalize it. This is gonna be graphic so be prepared. If he likes to have his dick sucked, say something along the lines of "I want to suck you off so bad. Use my tongue over every last inch. Taking it as deep down my throat as I can get it." Or, if he likes it rough, say "I want you to throw me on the bed and fuck me hard. Pull my hair and make me scream." Detail will become your best friend. Use his name a lot too. It lets him know it's just for him.

Third tip: Use it to your advantage.
Bring up stuff you've always wanted to try. It's the perfect time to get him used to things you want, and to experience what he really likes.

Fourth tip: Use detail.
This will become your best friend. Use his name a lot too. It lets him know it's just for him.

It really is easier than it seems. Just remember tip number one and you've got it.